Piper: Happy Birthday!
My Mom: Did you have a birthday?
Piper: Yeah. Birthday!
My Mom: Did you have a birthday party?
Piper: Yeah. I did have a party.
My Mom: And was it fun?
Piper: No, it wasn't. It wasn't fun at all.
My Mom: Your birthday party wasn't fun? Why not?
Piper: I had some trouble.
My Mom: What kind of trouble?
Piper: Trouble trouble.
*Just for the record, she did have a party (I am still writing the thank-you notes), and she had a blast.